My interpretation of what some pessimists claim is reality

So I have been pretty much pain free for the last couple of days and I was hoping that maybe the kidney stone episode was behind me. Yeah, I know, but one can hope, right? So today Steve calls and tells me he feels neglected and is all pissy about that. I in the meantime am heating my back to alleviate the pain and am lining up the Percocet pills in front of me deciding at what point it becomes unbearable.