PRESS RELEASE - SCHUETZ LOGISTICS LAUNCHES NEXT GENERATION BRAND EXTENSION
Genetic Technology Yields Robust, Scalable, Cute New Life
Annapolis, Maryland - 5 June, 2008 Schuetz Logistics Genetics Systems, working in collaboration with the Biological Imperative Group and Evolutionary Solutions Inc., is proud to announce the successful launch and deployment of our newest brand extension, Tyler Victor Schuetz, 3rd in the series of Schuetz products.
After an approximately 37 week development cycle, Tyler achieved re-entry at 3:51 pm on June 4, 2008 in Annapolis after a mercifully brief and uneventful labor. His gross delivery weight was 10 pounds 4.8 ounce (4670 grams), with a total platform length of 21.8 inches (55 cm), thus being the heaviest and largest of the Schuetz products.
A state-of-the-art newborn, Tyler is equipped with the latest onboard diagnostic and maintenance technologies, including fully autonomic respiratory, circulatory, and waste-disposal systems, as well as pre-installed grasping and suckling subroutines. A built-in acoustic alarm alerts the executive team when ambient conditions are sub-optimal, and the user interface is calibrated for maximum cuteness. After rigorous third-party testing, Tyler also achieved the prestigious Apgar 9 certification for superior build-quality.
"Adopting a standardized infant platform that supports heterogeneous brand propagation enables Schuetz Logistics to improve long-term connectivity and increase overall performance levels," said Marcus Schuetz, co-chair of Schuetz Logistics Genetics Systems. "In the years ahead, we anticipate that Tyler will help expand our conceptual footprint among the much sought-after Generation Z demographic."
Tyler declined to comment. His mother is doing very well, and trying to get some sleep.
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